Why Owls are Creepy, The Story

On a cloudy night, Yuggle was prancing around in the forest. She was soon getting board of skipping around and around the same tree for the past few hours that she decided to circle a diferent tree. It was about midnight when she heard a distant call. "Hmm, I wonder what that sound was?" Thought Yuggle, so she did what Yuggles' do best, climbing trees. She ran to the middle of the forest where the tallest tree was. And she climbed to the very top of that tree before you even read this sentence. Perched on the highest branch that would be able to withstand her weight, she scanned her surroundings. She used her totally unrealisticly but awsome sences to try to find out where the sound came from exactly. "Cockle-doodle-doo!" Yuggle heard the sound right away and started to used ecolocation and found out that the sound was 10 branches above her! Trying not to snap any branches so that the strange creature does not get scared away, she did a kind of tip-toe movement, but instead of walking, she was climbing. Slowly, but finally she got to the mystery caller. It was plump, and very abserd, because it had no ears.
 

"Cockadoodle doo?"


"Cockle doodle doo?" "How am I? Well, I'm awsome, and my name is Yuggle... I heard your call. So, climbed up the tree and saw you here. Since I went through all of that trouble trying to find you, the least you could do is tell me, What it the world are you!?" "Purr" murmered the creature. "Wow, a cat that can do rooster imatations. That is soo cool!" Yuggle pulled out her phone and took a picture. The flash seemed to scare the "cat" so it flew away. "Cats could fly? I'm gonna have to go to my friends house soon and see if her cat can fly too! Oh my, where did the time go? It's already sunrise!" Yuggle leaped of the tree, and shot a spiderweb out of her palms, creating a parachute like structure for her to gently float back down the tree. As she went home she looked at the picture of the "cat" that she took.

The cat looked evil. But Yuggle was too tired(?) to notice. When she woke up, it was about noon. So she figured to go on the computer and search flying cats. And to her surprise, she found this website:
owlsareflyingcats.blogspot.com

But, Yuggle got tired, so she bookmarked the page, and went to bed.


That night Yuggle had an amazing dream. She dreamed of flying through the air with the cats! But unlike the way Peter Pan can fly with his arms out in front of him, Yuggle had to dive up into the air and swim! Yuggle always thought of flying when she swam so the dream had her swim while she flew!